I'm Not A Twat Bag

Amazing. Possibly the best response yet to the It tote bag craze.
I'm Not A Smug Twat bag by designer Marissa V. Approx $40 USD. I also love this top:

(Apprx $139 USD, Marissa V., Frommarissav.com)
Too bad it's sold out in this color. Boo.

Monday Maybes

Hi peeps.

Here are all the things I'd maybe buy...

TOPS ($86, Yvette Mandell, Boutiquetoyou.com)
Very berry-licious!


($19.50, Fresh Karma, Ronherman.com)
More fruity fun! And the price! Oh the price! Check out what else is on super sale at Ron Herman. Sick, I tell you! SICK!


DRESSES
($132, Splendid, Oliveandbettes.com)
This looks like the height of comfort. And I like that, comfort.


($49, Volcom, Tillys.com)
Plain ol' plaid adorbsness!!


($44, Puella, Ronherman.com)
Light n' lovely!


NOT-MORTS SHORTS
($25, Asos.com)
In lotsa other cute, bold colors too!


($17, Asos.com)
Fun fer the beach or just cold chillaxin'.


ACCESSORIES
($65, Boutiquetoyou.com)
Cute, but maybe not as much as some of the white aviators I've been seeing/ wanting.


($40, Barrysfarm.com)
Two tools in love! What could be cuter??


($58, Urban Outfitters)
Why do they insist upon sucking me back in?


MORTS
($300, Diesel, Asos.com)
Just as it never should have come to pass that Toni Braxton named her children Denim and Diezel, this get-up also never should have come to fruition. Has anyone else been feeling of late that Diesel should just bow out gracefully? Perhaps there was never a better example of why.

If You Like The Birkin, You'll LOVE The Merkin!

In keeping with today's bag theme...

Can't afford a Birkin? Check out the Merkin...

($225, Lauren Merkin, Fengjunk.com)
Such a super gorgeous, totes chic Fall bag.



($76, Lotta Jansdotter, DesignPublic.com)
Adorable, and far more summer-appropes. Reminds me of the Virginia Johnson bags I covet so.



($10.49, Target.com)
Oy! Such a sale, you've nevah seen!

And yes, I am aware that merkin is also a pube wig.

Cute Unnecessary Objet du Jour!

So a match and a cigarette are layin' in bed. Match sez to the cigarette, he sez...

($20, JestJewels.com)
I don't need a card holder (especially since I recently bought this one for the low low price of just $8), and I certainly don't need one for $20, but you can't deny the unbearable cuteness of inanimate objects in bed together!!


Another super cute pair of cutenesses:

($10, LowmanJLL.etsy.com)


Sit tight: more cuteness (and luxe!) to come!

Totes Purchased!

Thank you, Bunnyshop. Because of you, I bought this Brooklyn map tote. For $12 plus $3 shipping. Seems like the perfect thing when you're wearing a floral printed dress and have no acceptably matching-ish handbags, as befell me yesterday. Comes in lots of cities/boroughs for you nonBrooklynites, too. I kind of want to buy the Portland one, too, in case I move there one day. But maybe I'll just plan a visit instead....