Showing posts with label american apparel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american apparel. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

More American Apparel Mortses


In the Things That Should've Happened Five Years Ago department, American Apparel CEO and World-Class A-Hole Dov Charney is FINALLY going to trial for... SEXUAL HARASSMENT. (I know. Can you believe that ish? And he always seemed like such a nice boy!) Hopefully hating this d-bag will now become an official law in every state.

Other recent Am/Ap offenses include:
Via Fabsugar: This crap-ass vinyl fanny pack. The last three words of the previous sentence are what's wrong with the whole package. And speaking of packages, the always engrossing (and hilarious!) Jezebel has a great video called "American Apparel Will Make You Look Like A Fat Hooker." Check it out now.

(Crappy fuckface Dov Charney photo via Fabsugar.)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Oh Noes: Two-Tone Pantyhose


($16, American Apparel)
Who else but American Apparel would find these two-toned tights acceptable for non-Halloween usage? Uggz. Can't decide what's worse: these tights or their look-at-this-closeup-of-my-crotch
campaigns.