Dudes. Newport News, yes that old-school mail-order catalog that's known for clothing so bad it actually may be worse than Victoria's Secret's... Stuff like this:
...yes, THAT Newport News... ACTUALLY HAS CUTE SHOES. For CHEAP! I'm not even joking around here. Observe.
I done got these:
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Suede, $39)
And these:
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Actual leather, $29)
Seriously! I absolutely love SIMPLE leather monochromatic pumps with approximately 3" heels, no bells, whistles or hoochie embellishments, and HERE THEY ARE.
Check out their sale on the aforementioned. I don't need to tell you to ignore the monstrosities at the bottom. Bad with the good, people.
More cute (again, I still can't believe I'm saying this) Newport News shoes and boots:
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$39)
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Real-deal leather, $69)
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Leather, $29!)
($29!!! Suede!!!!)
And then, of course, more horbsness:
It's almost like a treasure hunt! Of cute stuff! Amongst extreme grotesqueries! Weeeee!
Paul and Joe suede boots: $718 (via ShopBop)href="http://www.newport-news.com/shop/product_single.aspx?style_id=26217056&index=5&gp_coll_id=7516&gp_cat_id=7517&nav_cat_id=5625&category_id=5618&gp_fashcoll_id=7525">
Newport News suede boots: $39
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