($435, Crispin and Basilio, Blaec.com) Schoolgirl-sophisticated yet sexy.
($380, Tibi, Net-a-porter.com) Check out the other images: this is even more gorgeous tied in the back.
($185, Maria Bonita Extra, Shoplanguage.com) I kinda like this, but I also kinda want this chick to brush her hair. Agyness Deynshe ain't.
($95, Corey Lynn Calter, Otteny.com) An adorable piece for summer for summer from my perennial favorite, Corey Lynn Calter ... but again, let's get this hot weather thing over with, kay?
($151, Dagg And Stacey, Paper-Doll.com) Cute, but maybe not so much in person??
(Apprx $171 USD, TopShop.com) Cool, but I could make this. Cough cough. Sorry... something in my throat.
Note I did NOT say MAD! Eventhough it's hotter than two bullfrogs here, I've been all about the most-unsummery plaid for some reason. Mucha what I've been admiring is dresses, several of which are by Marc Jacobs. So, I've been reduced to fantasy shopping, but if I were actual shopping, here's what I'd get:
($198, Marc By Marc Jacobs, Shopbop) Lovely and colorful, but...
($24, Forever 21) Also lovely and colorful cute and nearly $200 less!
N'sure how much it is, but it's super cute, and it's from World Market.
($25, Paul Frank, Karmaloop.com) K, it's not plaid, but it sorta feels like it could be related to plaid, doesn't it?
($30, Forever 21) Again, not plaid but it IS patterned. I threw this in because I was totally surprised to see something so elegante at f21. If I woulda said this was by Cynthia Steffe, you could even believed me! Case in point: ... But... lyin's for suckahs.
($104, Talla, Beklina.com) I truly adore this amazing top.
Because I'm feeling charitable, check out this amazing clip of Clay Aiken's soul-crushing horbsness. Why the fuck is he waxing nostalgic about "kids today" like he's some 85-year-old dude who once played the Catskills? Anyway, if you wanna skip over that, head straight for 3:00, where he does his rendition of "Baby Got Back" followed by "Like A Virgin." Seriously. Someone get this kid a tutu.