Awesome T-Shirt Alert

Dudes, my friend Stv Slv (who designed the logo for my Totes Tamron jewelry biz, as well as lots of rock posters and other aesthetically pleasing works of art, and he's also half of The Hood Internet, which you should check out if you're interested in "music") submitted this hilarious design at Threadless.

Help get it born into a real, live, real-life tee-shirt -- go vote for it at Threadless, kay? I sure know I did.

A Few Cute, Cheap Things That Are All Well Under 100 Bucks

Okay, as much as Shanna Moakler is pretty busted (and, it goes without saying that Travis Barker is ABSOLUTELY busted), I really liked the Paul & Joe bird printed... er... top (?) she wore to the VMAs this past September:

($70, Paul & Joe Sister, LisaKline.com)

So, I was quite deeeelited to find this Paul & Joe Sister silk top with a very similar print marked down by over $200! I do wonder a bit if it'd create an unwelcoming "enlargening" effect, but whatevs. It's adorbs.

($40, Tagbanger, Oogaboogastore.com)

This guys' shirt is NOT meant to create a similar look to Travis' (ew. as if!!). I just happened to have it in my long list of stuff to post. It IS white and DOES feature bright colors, but no one should EVER aspire to dress like Travis Barker, so let's just chalk it up to coincidence. Anyway, this mens' T-shirt is extremely rad. I sorta wanna buy it for myself (my boyfriend refuses to wear white Tees), but $40 on a Tee is a bit much for me, especially if I don't know how it'll fit. Ah the dangerous perils and pitfalls of online shopping!

($20, Sara Clendening, Oogaboogastore.com)

I TOOOOOOTES forgot to add this fun shoelace-and-wood-bead necklace to last week's post descriptively, revealingly and enticingly entitled "Jewels: Big, Bold, Funky, Chunky." Anyway, I totes bought this fun kindergarten-reminiscent necklace and am POSITIVE it'll RULE with a dark top, dark jeans and dark Oxfords and maybe a blazer. Let the comments of dissent begin!

Extremely Cute Shirts With Animals On Them

God. I'm at the age where the only reason I should be buying t-shirts with animals on them is for my kids. But kids are noisy, and cats are basically silent and super cheap, so I have the latter and not the former. And when it comes to kitties and ponies, I regress to a five-year-old girl, so I guess it sorta all balances out that way. Anyway, here are a bunch of cute tees with animals on them. Hee!

($24.50, Doe, Delias)

AC/DC or AC/DC rip-off tees are usually soooo effing lame, but just wook at the widdle kitty face! I wanna adopt him and wuv him. And adopt and love this shirt.

($13, Heavy Rotation, Palmercash.com)

1970s tripped-out comfy kitty cuteness!

($43.99, Haru Urara, BoundlessNY.com)

I could give a fuck about horseracing, except for the mint juleps, but this shirt (for dudes... or girls who like big shirts...) is awesome. (Via Birdfight.com)

($27, RVCA, Killerdana.com)

Yay! Awesome shirt for dudes! *Sorry, but almost all dudes look hot in light blue. Love the stitching on the shoulders. (Via Birdfight.com)

($45, Milton Carter)

You know how Bret/ Brit from Flight Of The Conchords almost exclusively wears ridiculous animal t-shirts normally only worn by chubby little fourth-grade boys from the Midwest? Yet he's so fucking astoundingly, unreasonably hot that it doesn't even matter? This is totally a Britt/Bret/ Brit shirt.

($60, Milton Carter)

Everything about this shirt is awesome and makes me laugh. Especially thinking about the Kool-Aid man's many surprise appearances on "Family Guy" and when he showed up to a movie premiere with Drew Barrymore.

WHAT THE SHIT? How is ANYONE this hot??? (Besides my boyfriend, of course!)

* Especially if they're already hot to begin with.